Wednesday 20 June 2012

Auntie's 40th Celebrations

SO....it is Aunties 40th this week and she came down to The South West to get the party started.
Yippee!!!!!

On Day 1 we went for dinner at Sophies Mansion in Apple something-or-other. An Amazing house - full of sniffs (a heady mix of proper old-money, mice, chicken and horses).....only slightly marred when my canine host tried to get frisky with me....I was SOOOO not interested so I flashed her The TC and took over her rubbish dirty dog bed by the Aga and then she kept her distance - old duffer!!!!!

On Day 2 The Bottomley's came to see us and we took Benny to the park. I tolerated being put in the swing and quite enjoyed being a pirate in the pirate ship. As far as small people go Benny is lovely. Not once did he twist my ears round or body slam me and we actually all had a lovely time......
On Day 3 I was NFI at Longleat Safari Park and judging by the big stoopid rubbish beasts that hang out there I didn't miss a thing.......
 BIG stoopid tocks!!!!!!
 trying to steal food off Aunty!!!???? eeeeck!!!! - Major Error!!!!
 ....Alfies big ginger stoopid brother-by-another-mutha.......
........and this FREAK of Nature!!!!! 

Thank GOD I was left at Day-Care with lovely Liz and the permed-up spaniels!
 we were all pretty exhausted that night and so I had loads and loads of lovely cuddles on the sofa with my Very Attentive and Most Lovely Cuddly Aunty
 Day 4 was my Very Favourite Day as we only all went off to The Isle Of Wight on The Ferry!!!!!
me (chillin' on the ferry)
 me (chillin' with my gorgeous mom on The Pier)
 .............yep -  it will come as no surprise to everybody to see that Aunty LOVES Ice Cream.......
................the open top bus tour was FANTASTIC!!!
..........but speedy and WINDY - not good for my "do"............

we saw The Needles (a bit underwhelming me and Mom agreed) but Aunty loved it (she loves pretty much everything which is one of her many positive features)
.......and then we had a very nice little coastal walk......
 and then went back to the ferry for some Major Snoozin'..........My God I needed it - (I don't remember ever partying this hard - even when I used to hang out with Gwen and Gavin)
 ...so Day 5 came round all too soon and I went off to London Town with The Girls
and met up with Grandad who had come all the way down to pick me up for a little holiday back in Notts. 
whilst Mum and Auntie went off to see Matilda.............
 Am looking forward to mashing it up with The George-Meister the next few days whilst mum goes off to Edinburgh. We are all gonna get back together on Sunday for a nice little traditional Naylor Family Dinner to call a close to the celebrations.......
and do you know what?
I LOVE my Third Life........and All my New Family...........
..........and I am a very happy content little dog  X

Wednesday 13 June 2012

The Newfoundland (Slobber Monster)

so I went to Day Care again today.....the house was empty when I arrived so I got dropped off in the conservatory. I was SO excited to see Liz return form her doggie pick ups.....and then This Beast followed her in!!!!!! This picture does not do him justice - his paw is bigger than my head.....and the slobber that hangs from his jowls!!!! OMG - if it drops on me I am gonna need breathing equipment...............does anybody out there make little tiny snorkels???? Liz seperated us all day because he got scared when I growled at him and flashed him the major-tiger canine - You Big Slobbery Hairy Ridiculous Baby......Grrrrrrrr come on Big Boy - I could Take You....Anytime (just don't slobber on me.......or sit on me.....eeeeeek!)

Monday 11 June 2012

Tiger Canines

see this scary tiger-sized canine?????? 
It is gonna Rip You Up if you make me go out in the rain again

Its Raining Again

.......walkin in this weather?????? I say NO.........I can hold it.....infact just go ahead and catheterise me....it can't be worse than scraggy hair........you can figure out where to attach the leg bag

Hair Management

walkin' in this darned weather makes me scraggy......
a quick head rub on the soft furnishings..........
 makes me fluffy again........

Thursday 7 June 2012

Lilac

 ......got left alone with some crazy exhausting wool again.....
not sure lilac is my colour


Saturday 2 June 2012

My Fantazi Weekend

So Mum went off to France for a week for BBBR2012 whilst I stayed in Nottingham and then Aunty Sarah deilvered me back home and we all had a quite marvellous day out.......
 .......trying on clothes in Joules.............
 .............eating Black Forest Gateux from the posh patisserie..........
 ........people-watching with My Mum..............
..........then snoozin' in my new bed..................
***happy***