Lie in's

So we had a phone call at 7am this morning to tell us all about how Tarka had escpaed into the cow field at the back of the house through some barbed wire and then wouldn't come back through the wire coz it had scratched her and She was scardey and She had to be rescued coz she doesnt even really know She is called Tarka yet and wont recall an then how she had pooped next to the piano and didn't make any attempt whatsoever to tell Tiny when she needed to "go" and then She crept upstairs whilst Tiny was drying her hair (She is not allowed upstairs) and also apparently She has snorted disgusting snot all over her new bed.................so Mum was very sympathetic and then put the phone down and made a cup of tea and I ate my breakfast and then we got back under the duvet together and mum ate crumpets whilst I snoozed till 10am and thought about how good life is when you are all grown up.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz