When loved ones come home, always run to greet them (and Do Circles).
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride (and don't stress about your "do").
Take naps (especially if its a lap-nap).
Stretch after emerging from under the duvet.
Avoid biting when simply showing them the Tiger Canine will suffice.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass (preferably smeared with fox pooh).
On hot days lie flat out in the sun and pretend to be a Tiger.
When you're happy, dance around and Do Circles.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk (somebody will always carry you if you look cute).
Be loyal (but remember if necessary any lap will do).
Never pretend to be something you're not (unless you are hanging out with The Newfoundland).
If what you want lies buried look cute and somebody will find it for you.
When someone is having a bad day, pull a cute pose, sit on their lap, and snore gently.
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